Pencils for The Middle Child

WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba.  

The Middle Child Pencils

8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

Made in the USA

Box Size: 7 ½" H x 2 ½" W x ⅜" L

TEXT ON THE PENCILS:

"Who are you again?"

"Matches the hair color"

"You never did like attention"

"But you're good with rejection!"

"Online college will be fine for you"

"Hand-me-down pencil"

"Eternally overlooked"

"Nobody will read this"