Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for CLASSY AF - Smells like sink bathing and dry shampoo. (And then dressed up to get messed up.)

Back of label says: Soap for CLASSY AF - Champagne in a Solo cup. Heels at the gym. Mani-pedi before sentencing.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for CALM THE F DOWN - Smells like Just Breathe (This too shall pass, and other platitudes that might be full of shit.)

Back of label says: Soap for CALM THE F DOWN - Live, Laugh, HaHa, fuck that

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for TEACHERS - Smells like grading papers...even on your honeymoon. (Or at least not having PTSD from it.)

Back of label says: Soap for TEACHERS - Idk, CAN you go to the bathroom? Don't you dare say "Wikipedia". I just realized I don't even like kids.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for MORNING PEOPLE - Smells like a hell no. (Uh-oh. Does somebody have a case of the Mondays?)

Back of label says: Soap for MORNING PEOPLE - What alarm? Stop talking so loud--I can cut you.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for GRAMMAR POLICE - Smells like your annoying (Ahahaha. It's so easy to get under your skin.)

Back of label says: Soap for GRAMMAR POLICE - Your / you're!  Their/there/they're!  Things I've just learned since Facebook!

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for FEELING GOOD AS HELL - Smells like a quick hair toss and a fresh manicure. (Now walk your fine ass out the door.)

Back of label says: Soap for FEELING GOOD AS HELL - Find. Someone. Who appreciate you.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for WORKING FROM HOME - Smells like video calls that could have been e-mails. (At least nobody can smell the whiskey in that coffee mug.)

Back of label says: Soap for WORKING FROM HOME - Pants-free devices. Panic-based overcompensation. Usually buzzed.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for SUNDAY FUNDAY - Smells like mimosas and cheap gossip. (And a Monday morning call-in sick day.)

Back of label says: Soap for SUNDAY FUNDAY - Booze-soaked finger foods. Booze-soaked future plans. Booze-soaked Uber ride home.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for SINGLE LADIES - Smells like Beyonce's breath. (And the best time of your life.)

Back of label says: Soap for SINGLE LADIES - Do whatever the F you want. No in-laws. Should've put a ring on it...

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for SHIT SHOWS - Smells like last night. (And basically my whole life, in case you were wondering.)

Back of label says: Soap for SHIT SHOWS - I did what? So THAT'S how I got that bruise. It was fun, thought, right?

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for PERSONAL SPACE - Smells like your peanut butter breath. (I don't need to know that you just gorged on sixteen Reeses cups.)

Back of label says: Soap for PERSONAL SPACE - Back off. Seriously. Touch my monitor and die.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for OUTDOOR PEOPLE - Smells like fresh air and fresher selfies. (Plus a killer playlist, a hard body, and an Instagram that pisses everyone off.)

Back of label says: Soap for OUTDOOR PEOPLE - Enhances sunsets. Improves the taste of granola. Pairs well with bug spray.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS SOAP - Too sexy for this soap (Smells like I also might need a new shirt.)

Back of label says: Soap for I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS SOAP - Too sexy for this candle. Too sexy for this shirt. Too sexy for this syrup.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States