Pencils for Dog People

IT WAS THE DOG, I SWEAR! Look, I don’t know if you know this about my dog, but he’s verrry gassy. So if you get a whiff of anything remotely off, it was the dog, ok? He’s also responsible for the missing cheesecake in the fridge. I don’t know how he does it! The scoundrel.  

Dog People Pencils

8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

Made in the USA

Box Size: 7 ½" H x 2 ½" W x ⅜" L 

TEXT ON DOG PEOPLE PENCILS:

"Woof."

"Can I bring my dog?"

"Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay"

"Dogs, then people"

"I was talking to the dog, not you"

"Used up all my sick days at the vet"

"My dog is lonely I need to go home"

"It was the dog, I swear"