Excuse Pencils for Introverts
Excuse Pencils for Introverts
Excuse Pencils for Introverts
Excuse Pencils for Introverts

Excuse Pencils for Introverts

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PEOPLE SUCK. That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding.  

Introvert Excuse Pencils

8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

Made in the USA

Box Size: 7 ½" H x 2 ½" W x ⅜" L 

TEXT ON THE PENCILS:

"Sorry, I have ebola"

"My legs fell off this morning"

"The damn toilet exploded"

"I've been abducted by aliens"

"I'm stuck at the Dubai airport"

"I accidentally drank some bleach"

"There's a wild boar in the driveway"

"People scare me"

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