Whiskey River Bar Soap - Social Anxiety
Whiskey River Bar Soap - Social Anxiety
Whiskey River Bar Soap - Social Anxiety

Whiskey River Bar Soap - Social Anxiety

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I'm *cough* super sick...otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week ... in text. 

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for SOCIAL ANXIETY - Smells like a list of pre-planned excuses (Are you kidding me? I really did break my glass eye and set the waterbed on fire.)

Back of label says: Soap for SOCIAL ANXIETY - I have Ebola. My hamster ran away. I just found out I'm a hologram.

Vodka Vitamin Water Scented

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Net Weight: 6 oz.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

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