Whiskey River Bar Soap - Middle Child

Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba.

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for THE MIDDLE CHILD - Largely invisible scent (Go ahead and dye your hair purple. No one will notice.)

Back of label says: Soap for THE MIDDLE CHILD - Magnifies misery. Your sister's wedding was beautiful. Who are you again?

Purple Haze (Grape) Scented

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Net Weight: 6 oz.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States