Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles. Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!
Front of label says: Soap for MIDLIFE CRISIS - Smells like a motorcycle. (Or a perm. Or a food truck.)
Back of label says: Soap for MIDLIFE CRISIS - Won't fade new tattoos. Mild on recent piercings. Likes 22-year-olds, too.
Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance
Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Directions for use printed on the label: Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.
Made in Newark, Ohio - United States
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