Whiskey River Bar Soap - Calm the F Down
Whiskey River Bar Soap - Calm the F Down

Whiskey River Bar Soap - Calm the F Down

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Regular price $12.00
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Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for CALM THE F DOWN - Smells like Just Breathe (This too shall pass, and other platitudes that might be full of shit.)

Back of label says: Soap for CALM THE F DOWN - Live, Laugh, HaHa, fuck that

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

*This soap is part of our Push the Envelope collection and can be found behind the counter in our retail store--just ask a sales associate if you'd like to purchase this item in-store.  (We try to keep things family-friendly, but also like our guilty pleasure items...)