Greeting Cards by Annie
I smile because we are family...I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!
Go braless...it'll pull the wrinkles right out of your face!
In life, we need certain things to survive...water, air, food, & best friends!
We've still got it! But nobody wants to see it! Happy Birthday!
At your age, swimming can be dangerous...lifeguards don't try as hard! Happy Birthday!
I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything...but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school!
You know you're getting old...when you can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time!
Didn't you think...growing old would take longer?
God made us friends...because he knew our parents couldn't handle us as sisters.
We've been through so much together...and most of it's your fault!

Greeting Cards by Annie

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Put a smile on your friend's face by sending her one of our "Trash Talk by Annie" greeting cards that feature old (black & white) photos and funny sentiments.  

Dimensions: 4.75" x 7" 

Envelope included

Text for each card:

God made us friends...because he knew our parents couldn't handle us as sisters.

Didn't you think...growing old would take longer?

You know you're getting old...when you can laugh, cough, sneeze, & pee all at the same time!

I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything...but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school!

At your age, swimming can be dangerous...lifeguards don't try as hard!  Happy Birthday!

We've been through so much together...and most of it's your fault!

We've still got it...but nobody wants to see it!  Happy Birthday!

In life, we need certain things to survive...water, air, food and best friends!

Go braless...it'll pull the wrinkles right out of your face!

I smile because we are family...I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!