Whiskey River Soap - Mom Brain
Whiskey River Soap - Mom Brain
Whiskey River Soap - Mom Brain

Whiskey River Soap - Mom Brain

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Phone in the fridge again. I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for MOM BRAIN - Smells like forgetting your own name (Relax. You'll be back to normal in about 18 years.)

Back of label says: Soap for MOM BRAIN - Pants on backwards. Car keys in fridge. Baby in oven.

Soggy Cheerios Scent

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Net Weight: 6 oz.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

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