Mustard Seed Necklace

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for SINGLE LADIES - Smells like Beyonce's breath. (And the best time of your life.)

Back of label says: Soap for SINGLE LADIES - Do whatever the F you want. No in-laws. Should've put a ring on it...

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for OUTDOOR PEOPLE - Smells like fresh air and fresher selfies. (Plus a killer playlist, a hard body, and an Instagram that pisses everyone off.)

Back of label says: Soap for OUTDOOR PEOPLE - Enhances sunsets. Improves the taste of granola. Pairs well with bug spray.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for BIRTHDAY BLUES - Smells like every birthday after 21. (Which is cool, because I'm still 21. Just like every year.)

Back of label says: Soap for BIRTHDAY BLUES - I never get carded anymore. And I'm STILL 21. Pinky swear. Will you stop counting already?

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for CLASSY AF - Smells like sink bathing and dry shampoo. (And then dressed up to get messed up.)

Back of label says: Soap for CLASSY AF - Champagne in a Solo cup. Heels at the gym. Mani-pedi before sentencing.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for MIDLIFE CRISIS - Smells like a motorcycle. (Or a perm. Or a food truck.)

Back of label says: Soap for MIDLIFE CRISIS - Won't fade new tattoos. Mild on recent piercings. Likes 22-year-olds, too.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States

Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles.  Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item!  

Front of label says: Soap for LEFTIES - Smells like weird scissors. (Can't you like, be normal or something?)

Back of label says: Soap for LEFTIES - The old grass baseball glove. Backwards coffee mugs. Dinnertime elbow wars.

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Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Directions for use printed on the label:  Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget.

Made in Newark, Ohio - United States